Welcome to the Machine

Im Jordan, Im 20 and i live in Canada.

I reblog everything I like be it game related, music or videos, military stuff or just my thoughts. it can also be nsfw sometimes.

i tend to rant, and you might find some of my rants about stuff offensive.

fromthetrops:

If you say “well it’s no wonder she got raped, look at what she was wearing, she was asking for it

then by that logic, I can steal your watch cause look at how you’re wearing it for everyone to see, you’re just asking for it, hm?

gee youre right if i wore a rolex into the bronx ill be perfectly fine, hm?

3 hours ago on May 25th, 2013 | J | 10 notes

logicd:

kingmelanie:

Feminism is for men too

Thats why we constantly see rallies and protests for false rape claims, female domestic abusers, male baby mutilation, abundant male homelessness, and sexist radical feminists taking over the movement

oh wait

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really though, why dont they do this if they say they fight for men to, I dont get it.

3 hours ago on May 25th, 2013 | J | 14 notes

rewind-button-girl:

Anytime someone questions my support for President Obama I’m just going to pull up my Tumblr and show them this. 

because in america words speak louder than actions

4 hours ago on May 25th, 2013 | J | 219,056 notes

ballerinahomicide:

trapghoul:

the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening. 

lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself???? 

most accurate post on tumblr

No its not the most accurate post. Some idiots have just never heard any jokes about lance Armstrong. I have theyre pretty funny

7 hours ago on May 25th, 2013 | J | 19,853 notes

sn4re:

haha, that is evil.

1 day ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 40,449 notes
talesof4chan:

Guy talks about a chest deformitytalesof4chan.tumblr.com

talesof4chan:

Guy talks about a chest deformity
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

1 day ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 9,726 notes
youngstero:

ah

youngstero:

ah

1 day ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 4,115 notes
2 days ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 24,976 notes

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

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THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

i dont believe a word of it because this is after all tumblr. but it makes sense

2 days ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 156,054 notes
robiningravens:

isuckrooster:


tampontears:


veganmovement2012:


Would people be as comfortable buying meat if the date the animal was KILLED was displayed alongside the ‘best before’ date? Consumers should remember that meat is the dead flesh from a once living breathing sentient animal who didn’t want to die.


actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea. 


when vegan ideas backfire completely


Okay I have to admit I can’t help but laugh a bit here because it’s like some vegans think we don’t know that meat is from dead animals

robiningravens:

isuckrooster:

tampontears:

veganmovement2012:

Would people be as comfortable buying meat if the date the animal was KILLED was displayed alongside the ‘best before’ date? Consumers should remember that meat is the dead flesh from a once living breathing sentient animal who didn’t want to die.

actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea. 

when vegan ideas backfire completely

Okay I have to admit I can’t help but laugh a bit here because it’s like some vegans think we don’t know that meat is from dead animals

2 days ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 79,340 notes

christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously 

2 days ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 66,716 notes
3 days ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 1,113 notes

getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just image

3 days ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 68,773 notes

WHUX i hit ask limit by spamming that dumbo “excuse me while i throw up.” 

3 days ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 2 notes

rachelawlz:

This has to be a joke…

do some fucking research and stop being sheeple

http://marissamayr.tumblr.com/post/50902274591/im-delighted-to-announce-that-weve-reached-an

3 days ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 162,648 notes